White Noise

SOTD - Papa was a rolling stone named Jack

2012-02-12T10:36:00.002-07:00

Here's another example of a mashup.

For those of you new to my blog and mashups, just picture the music from one or more songs mixed with the lyrics of a completely different song (or 5).

This mashup artist is Voicedude.

Things I learned this week 12 Feb 2012

2012-02-12T08:45:00.001-07:00

We have no problem making fortunes with oil and gas, but balk at the idea of a well 500m from our home.
Canaries were named after the Canary Islands, where they were found, which were named after the dog (canis).
The ruling Conservatives in Canada truly understand irony, denying the Green party leader a chance to pay tribute to Vaclav Havel, a champion of free speech.
There's a trio of hotel / casinos on the Nevada side of the Utah/Nevada border west of Salt Lake and they'll fly you there direct from Calgary.
China has 64 million, new, unused homes. They are waiting for new residents.
You can get free long distance in Canada from a free phone app even when your cell providers are bastards.
During my lifetime, I will make approximately 10,000 gallons of urine.
In Quebec, the stop signs say 'Arrêt'. In France, they say 'Stop'.

Dear Yellow Pages

2012-02-12T08:41:00.003-07:00

SOTD - Snowflake

2012-02-11T15:56:00.002-07:00

So....... humour me, OK? Start playing the song in the player below. Then get back up here.

That first voice you hear is Albert (Bertie), the son of........... Mrs. Bush. Eventually you hear his mother chime in. I'm referring of course to Kate, who released a new album, '50 words for snow', in 2011.

Trivia: Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour helped Kate record her first recording demo at the tender age of 15.

Dutch innovation

2012-02-11T14:31:00.005-07:00

The little side saddle hop part of this video was enjoyable enough. But what I also liked about this video was they glimpse at Amsterdam's bike paths. Anyway, back to the story. I guess it's hard to get a (single speed) bike going with two people on it, so this little manoeuvre is the solution.

I'll give you an F for effort

2012-02-11T08:12:00.001-07:00

Seen on kijiji, this patio furniture for sale. According to the seller, it's in excellent condition, which is hard to tell due to all of the snow on it and the... how shall I put it.... upended chairs. The umbrella's on the ground, UNDER the table! How the heck am I supposed to check it out if it's hiding under the table? Is the table white or is it made of snow? One minute of effort could have turned this ad from a 'pass' into a 'Oh! I'd buy that.'

SOTD - Knuddelmaus

2012-02-09T19:57:00.001-07:00

I came across this artist a couple of years ago, and I loved his style right off the bat. It's a kinder, gentler electronica that makes for great background music on a sunny, spring day, or even the soundtrack to your next scenic drive.

Ulrich Schnauss is from Germany and is also an accomplished remix artist.

The strong, silent types

2012-02-09T19:08:00.000-07:00

You've probably seen some of the "Shit xxxxxxxxx say" videos. Here comes Shit programmers say.

It's not what I expected, until the last few seconds.

Wrong! I mean that in a good way...

2012-02-09T19:00:00.000-07:00

Oh my goodness, when my friend Gord posted a link to this TED video on Facebook and I watched it, I grew a big, knowing smile across my face.

In the spirit of the good side of failure, Kathryn Schulz pokes at the concept of our human nature shielding us from the necessary state of being wrong by pretending we are perpetually right. It's a fascinating look at the nature of or reality in a way that takes courage and honesty.

SOTD - Discotheque

2012-02-08T20:16:00.000-07:00

I've never seen the music video for this U2 song.

But I direct videos in my mind and this one would have a light show like no other. It would start out with something very small, playing out in The Edge's hand, maybe nano-sized LED lights. Then we would progressively zoom out and the light show would get bigger. The interior of a car, then the exterior. Then a highway. In Dubai. Leading into Downtown Dubai, which would erupt into a fabulous water and light show (which they already have - but this one would be even more spectacular). Then we zoom out and the Burj Khalifa (the tallest building in the world) explodes with light and as we zoom out even further, at the 4:31 mark, the moon (using special effects of course) would turn into a giant disco ball in the sky and lasers from all over the earth would reflect off of it.

If you have the same imagination I do, it'll be the best music video you ever saw.

Abraj

2012-02-08T18:59:00.003-07:00

This isn't the first time-lapse video I've posted of Dubai, but it may be the best so far.

I always have been attracted to big cities and especially beautiful big city skylines. Dubai is now building cities within the city as you can see here at the 'Downtown Dubai' area which includes the record-breaking Burj Khalifa. It looks spectacular and the adjacent Dubai Fountain is gorgeous.

A picture I could never have taken

2012-02-08T18:50:00.001-07:00

I almost get the willies just looking at this.

SOTD - Slack

2012-02-07T21:08:00.002-07:00

Got the 'OMG it's only Monday blues'? Turin Brakes to the rescue! From the opening guitar riff, you know it's gonna be fine.

Pining for more Trek

2012-02-07T19:09:00.003-07:00

Fun celebrity photo featuring Chris Pine, the actor who portrayed James Kirk in the latest reboot of the Star Trek franchise.

My latest rant - Shame. It's the only cure I think....

2012-02-07T19:06:00.001-07:00

Take it for what it's worth.

I have witnessed and heard first-hand accounts of countless situations where women are taken advantage of by men in a business transaction. I won't bore you with too many details, but these incidents included insurance companies unnecessarily writing off a woman's vehicle to avoid paying a repair claim; car dealerships not offering the advertised interest rate, sale price or free options to a women that were offered to a man; various types of maintenance service fraud; etc.

There are cultural biases that account for much of the unfairness that exists even today between men and women, but that doesn't let people off the hook. I often wonder if the only way to fight against people who blatantly abuse their position, especially against women, is to shame the offenders. Maybe the victims should publicize their stories - with details. Women need to rise up against men who take advantage of the situation by telling their stories to people who have the means to publicize the incident. That could mean calling the consumer rights journalist at the local TV or radio station, blogging the story or passing the story to a prominent blogger, and so forth.

Who knows, maybe this will get some men to think twice. Maybe it won't. But at least when you do a web search on these types of situations, the incidents will identify the major transgressors and hopefully steer potential business elsewhere.

End rant.

SOTD - The flat earth

2012-02-06T20:02:00.000-07:00

When I say the name Thomas Dolby, most people (who've even heard of him) think 'She Blinded Me with Science'; synth-pop; hyperactive, energetic music. Dolby never really made a huge splash in North America but his music included some incredible down-to-earth soul, like this love song.

Maybe if I veer around to the left....

2012-02-06T19:12:00.000-07:00

It's not the best placement of an AT-AT in another photo, but I like the vibe.

"So I was heading out Simons Valley Road, and I'm all like 'Aww crap! Not these guys again....'"

Embracing failure - a neo-liberal concept?

2012-02-06T18:56:00.001-07:00

A school in the UK is teaching their students the concept of not fearing failure, a concept well-known to improvisors.

Some folks commented on the story, labelling the embracing of failure as a neo-liberal concept, responsible for much of what's wrong with Canadian society. I felt it necessary to set them straight.

"I believe that you are missing the point.

Embracing failure is not about accepting mediocrity. It's about removing the fear of failure. The fear of failure acts as a deterrent to try more than one way to accomplish something. People in our society do not achieve mediocrity because they embrace failure. It happens because they give up trying, or don't care anymore.

Embracing failure, or learning not to fear failure, enables people to keep striving for a better way. A culture with this approach cultivates more successes because people won't be hesitant to offer suggestions and try new ways of accomplishing things. If this concept were embraced in school and at work, we would see an improvement. But it still would not stop people from being lazy, or settling for the status quo.

And anyone who labels this concept as liberal or left-wing doesn't know their history. Canada exists because Sir John A. Macdonald did not fear that forming the Dominion of Canada might fail. Don't take my word for it. Read the 3rd paragraph on the wikipedia article about him."

I'm going for the big one!

2012-02-06T18:20:00.000-07:00

SOTD - Thru the glass

2012-02-05T19:08:00.001-07:00

This is UK group Thirteen Senses, from their 2004 debut full length album, The Invitation.

The Practical Lexicon - Episode 5 - Networking

2012-02-05T15:29:00.000-07:00

I dug something out of the vaults. The Practical Lexicon podcast, episode 5.... finally. This episode is a lost episode in the job search series, where we begin the discussion on networking. I had kept it around because there was originally to be additional material, but that plan fell through. Bernie and I may get back to this topic again in the future.

MPs in Canada weighing in publicly on C-11

2012-02-05T08:04:00.001-07:00

On Reddit, some people shared thew responses they got from their MPs when they raised concerns regarding Bill C-11, the impending new Copyright law for Canada.

Here's an example of an MP who gets the picture:

Thank you for your email regarding C-11, the Conservative government’s new copyright bill. Since 2004, New Democrats have pushed to have Canada’s copyright legislation brought into the digital age.

We believe that copyright in a digital environment must be based on two fundamental principles – access for consumers and remuneration for artists. Unfortunately, the Conservative government has failed to meet these two fundamental principles. On one hand, the government directly attacks millions of dollars in existing copyright royalty to artists all the while undermining rights of consumers through their digital lock provisions.

Given the above, we will not be supporting Bill C-11 unless the government is willing to amend the digital lock provisions and restore royalty provisions for artists.

New Democrats are concerned about a number of measures in this legislation. First, we oppose the digital lock provisions in Bill C-11 as they go well beyond our obligations under the WIPO treaty. Legal protection for TPMs (Technological Protection Measures) should not override rights that are guaranteed to citizens under existing copyright legislation. Another concern is that this bill offers consumers rights they will not be able to exercise. The blanket provisions for digital locks will allow corporate interests to decide what legal rights you may or may not exercise. This unbalanced approach will ultimately hurt artists, educators and consumers. There are also serious concerns over the impact this bill would have on long-distance education. In particular, we are totally opposed to provisions that would require students and educators to destroy their class notes after 30 days. While we support the right of consumers to time shift and back up legal works, we oppose the government’s
attempt to erase the right of artists to receive compensation for private copying of works. Further, the refusal of the government to update the private copying levy into the digital realm will cost artists millions of dollars a year in lost royalties. Finally, we oppose plans to remove mechanical royalties for radio as well as attempts to erase collective licensing rights in schools. While there is much we dislike in this bill, there are measures that we can support — for example, provisions that would bring Canada into compliance with the WIPO copyright treaties including the “making available” right of artists. We also support the move to ensure photographers are given copyright over works their works. We support efforts to extend fair dealing rights for satire and parody.

For our part, we will try to improve this deeply flawed piece of legislation. First, we will look to amend the digital lock provisions to ensure there is a balance between the right of a creator to protect their work and the right of the consumer to access content for which they are legally entitled. In addition, we are committed to clarifying the fair dealing rights in terms of education so that students and educators are able to access works in the classroom while, at the same time, ensuring collective licensing regimes for the fair remuneration of creators are not undermined. Again, I appreciate knowing of your interest to have Canada adopt improved copyright legislation for the 21st century.

And now for the governing party's response, rife with talking points and my arguments (in bold) against each erroneous or misleading statement:

Thank you for your letter regarding Bill C-11.

This bill will provide legal protection for businesses that choose to use technological protection measures (TPMs) or “digital locks”, to protect their intellectual property as part of their business models. Even if those protection measures restrict consumer rights, trump fair use provisions and even if the owners of the locks or content creators who chose them go out of business or stop supporting them.

This legislation will bring Canada in line with international standards and promote homegrown innovation and creativity. By standards, we mean WIPO, which we haven't ratified for decades, and SOPA/PIPA, which died as soon as non-government, non-entertainment industry people got invloved. It is a fair, balanced, and common-sense approach, respecting the rights of creators. Of course, the only people who truly believe that are the cartel of entertainment industry corporations. The federal government is working to secure Canada's place in the American digital economy and to promote a more prosperous and competitive country (the US).

This bill gives creators and copyright owners the tools they need to protect their work in a manner never before seen in the history of creativity and to grow their business models, and by 'grow', we mean monopolize the market and stifle creativity born of remixing and inspiration of previous works. It provides clearer rules that will enable all Canadians to fully participate in the digital economy, now and in the future. What's not very clear is why the government is trying to make criminals out of ordinary consumers by making actions considered reasonable by most users of content into illegal acts.

Digital locks are an important tool for creators and copyright owners to protect their work except that they prevent purchasers of content from using that content in a variety of legal and appropriate ways. Software producers, video game and movie distributors, for example, continue to use digital locks as part of their business model because they wish to protect the significant investment each makes in developing the products. Instead, they could be adapting their business model to the 21st century and earning even more than the billions of dollars they earn in profits now. Canadian jobs depend on their ability to make a return on this investment. Actually, jobs in the distribution network for content have been lost because the industry still relies on an outdated business model. But they don't want to talk about that.

In other markets, however, in light of consumer demands, some businesses have chosen not to use digital locks because they actually respect and value their customers. Copyright owners may decide whether to use a digital lock, and consumers can then decide whether to buy the product. Unless you own DVDs, which all have digital locks - no choice there. Or, unless you own locked music CDs, because if an artist you like sells their CDs through a company that uses locks, it's not like you can buy one of their CDs from another source.

The bill also provides a regulation-making power to allow the circumvention of digital locks in certain cases, for example, where the presence of a digital lock unduly restricts competition in an after-market sector. In other words, here's some legalese that sounds terrific, but only means that we're allowing for the unlocking of cell phones when you switch service providers. There's no other examples of where this provision is helpful. If a digital lock creator goes out of business or stops supporting a type of lock, owners of content with that type of lock are on their own and the breaking of the lock is still illegal.

What passes for winter now

2012-02-04T16:29:00.004-07:00

It's February 4th, 2012.

It's 13C outside (55F). This is Calgary. Canada.

As you can see, there's not much snow left.

SOTD - Give it up

2012-02-04T14:24:00.002-07:00

Most under-rated band to come from the southern hemisphere. I'm serious. Talk Talk are amazing.

This song always lifts my spirits.

The happy secret to better work

2012-02-04T14:09:00.001-07:00

This is my favourite TED talk of the year.... so far.

"We believe that we should work to be happy, but could that be backwards? In this fast-moving and entertaining talk from TEDxBloomington, psychologist Shawn Achor argues that actually happiness inspires productivity."

Things I learned this week 4 Feb 2012

2012-02-04T14:04:00.005-07:00

Mitt Romney thinks the middle class in America needs more help than the very poor.
Android phone users are more likely to have sex on a first date.
Android phone users are more likely to partake in a one-night stand.
White supremacists don't like their identities being exposed by hackers.
Conservatives are all aghast at the 730 CBC public radio and television staff making over $100,000 per year. No comment about the 23,585 government bureaucrats (10% of the federal workforce) making over $100,000 per year.

SOTD - Thick as thieves

2012-02-03T21:16:00.002-07:00

Today's song of the day will be presented via a music video. I present to you - Kalle Mattson.

They're Canadian, they've been chosen as a likely break-out band in 2012, and this music video is awesome.

Sony Blu-Ray default settings may hamper Netflix quality

2012-02-03T20:36:00.000-07:00

So, if you own a Sony Blu-Ray player and you're using it to watch Netflix also, and you notice that some shows and movies are playing back at crappy speeds, but not all the time, and you know it's not your internet connection, I may have a fix for you.

Go into the network settings and change the Primary DNS to 8.8.8.8 and the secondary DNS to 8.8.4.4. I never would have guessed that a DNS change would fix the problem, but lo and behold, so far it has.

Overheard in a Rogers board room

2012-02-03T20:13:00.001-07:00

Exec 1: So, we have to stop throttling our internet customers, eh?
Exec 2: You mean, that practise we do that we once denied we were doing?
[Everyone laughs]
Exec 1: Damned CRTC.
Exec 3: It wasn't the CRTC that started this. We had them on our side - bought and paid for. Of course, the public will never know that.
Exec 2: You're right. It was that openmedia.ca that started all of this with their net neutrality bullshit. Only then was the CRTC forced to wade into the issue.
Exec 1: Stupid.... openmedia....
Exec 2: OK, so now what?
Exec 3: Send out a press release that we're phasing out all internet throttling by the end of 2012.
Exec 1: Phasing out?
Exec 3: Yeah. We need time to divide our network pipes in half. The people file sharing and streaming Netflix will get to share the ghetto pipes...
Exec 2: And everyone else gets to use the shiny, speed-demon pipes!
Exec 3: More or less, yes.
Exec 2: Including our own streaming services?
Exec 3: Absolutely. And nobody will be the wiser.
Exec 1: That's em-effin' awesome!
Exec 2: We should give the folks in network management a raise.......
All: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

SOTD - Even in the quietest moments

2012-02-02T20:29:00.002-07:00

We need a band like Supertramp today. Just close your eyes and listen to this song for an example of the kind of atmospheric melodies, joyous harmonies and uplifting lyrical content we were listening to while we were going through our youth in the 70s.

It's a wonder we didn't turn into hippies.

Helvetica is so 2011....

2012-02-02T19:41:00.001-07:00

In a world where everything is Comic Sans.

It's definitely not sans sans. [giggle]

You could say children had to die for the change to happen

2012-02-02T19:36:00.000-07:00

The Netherlands.

You're thinking - bicycles! So what's the deal? How did the Netherlands get their infamous bicycle infrastructure?

It might interest you to know that they had the same pressures as most parts of the world to re-align their infrastructure to favour cars. But the people protested when things got out of hand. They eventually convinced the government to change transportation policy to change things to accommodate bicycles. The rest is history.

SOTD - Blue collar man

2012-02-01T19:35:00.001-07:00

Nothing gets the musical blood flowing like a raunchy, full on organ assault and this Styx classic delivers.

The subject is still very relevant too.

Music trivia

2012-02-01T18:51:00.001-07:00

What 1970's pop song starts out being sung by two different singers (one after the other), before the actual artist sings the rest of the song?

The lazy Jedi

2012-02-01T18:46:00.000-07:00

This really made my day.

My favourite part is the toothbrush bit.

Funny.

SOTD - Under my thumb (cover)

2012-01-31T19:29:00.003-07:00

I'm not positive, but this just may be the best cover of a Rolling Stones song. At least, it's one of the greats. Presenting Canadian sensation Streetheart.

Technologies that the US Congress tried to kill

2012-01-31T19:01:00.000-07:00

VCR

Who Wanted it Killed: The movie studios. The MPAA's Jack Valenti famously testified before Congress that "The VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone."

How it Worked Out: No fewer than six bills were introduced in Congress to control the VCR. The MPAA finally dropped its demands that VCRs be outlawed, instead supporting bills that would require licensing of VCRs, royalties on the sale of blank videocassettes, and a copyright owner's permission before renting out video tapes. In the end, Congress decided to wait and see what the Supreme Court decided in the famous Sony Vs. Universal case. In 2002, the DMCA required all VCRs to include "automatic gain control," thus making Macrovision copy protection an integral part of all VCRs.

Phonograph

Who Wanted it Killed: John Philip Sousa, the guy who wrote "Stars and Stripes Forever." He testified before Congress that both the gramophone and the player piano would put musicians out of business. And that they would stifle composers from writing new music by removing "all incentive to further creative work." In marathon hearings, Sousa and the American Copyright League argued in favor of a bill which would have given copyright owners control over all sales (including resale) of their work.

How it Worked Out: In the end, Congress passed a milder bill, which simply assured musicicans and composers royalties from recordings. Sousa was satisfied, and in 1923, he told Thomas Edison, "You have made the art of the musician immortal, Mr. Edison."

Mp3 players

Who Wanted it Killed: Congress had tried to pass a few laws to protect copyright owners in the past, which were so broadly written that they would have banned a wide range of technologies, including mp3 players. There was the Induce Act, which would have banned any technology that induces people to violate copyright. Earlier, there was the Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act, which banned any devices that could be used to read digital content that didn't have Digital Rights Management (DRM) built in.

How it Worked Out: So far, none of these bills has passed, so your iPod is safe.

Update: What started out as stand-alone players are now part of every new phone, most cars, and tablets. The music industry should be thankful, as the ability to take music with you anywhere has made it an even more valuable commodity than ever.

DAT (Digital Audio Tape) recorders

Who Wanted it Killed: The music industry. Congress held hearings throughout the late 1980s over whether to stop this digital technology from coming to consumers. Music industry lobbyists demanded that DAT players be fitted with technology that would degrade the sound quality of any music copied on them, or that sales of DAT tapes include a royalty payment to the music industry. The recorders were in limbo, waiting on the court's decision and were not for sale even after production started.

How it Worked Out: Digital audio tapes became subject to a compulsory licensing scheme. The technology flopped once it was released under control of the content industry, partly because the sales delay led to disinterest in consumers.

Update: Little did the music industry anticipate, but the DAT recorder, which came in a portable version perfect for recording live music in high digital quality, would eventually be made obsolete by the modern high quality digital recorder (pictured), which uses flash memory to store the music. Modern technology has evolved so rapidly, the government and the entertainment industry can't keep up.

The learning continues

2012-01-31T18:28:00.001-07:00

Things I learned this week:

If your visible sex doesn't match your indicated sex (on travel documents), you can't fly in Canada.
Calgary councillors don't like being called 'dysfunctional'.
It is definitely not safe to take Ecstacy in Calgary.
Newt Gingrich doesn't quite understand copyright either, used Eye of the Tiger without permission.
House prices are still dropping in the US.
When you're 3, watching Alvin & the Chipmunks several dozen times is not excessive.

SOTD - The stake

2012-01-30T19:59:00.002-07:00

Well, if we were going to start Funk-Fridays, we might as well do Blues-Mondays too, right?

I'm not saying that's a done deal, but let's run with it for now and listen to some Steve Miller.

That's Steve on the far left.

Vulcan ears to keep your human ears warm

2012-01-30T19:51:00.001-07:00

Ladies, increase your geek cred instantly with these crocheted Vulcan ears.

Some things I miss, some not so much

2012-01-30T19:49:00.003-07:00

Things I don't miss

Ketchup on eggs (Mom used to try and make me eat them)
Being a skinny, pimply-faced kid in high school
Standing out on military sentry at 3am in -15C weather
Vomiting for any reason
Being alone
My old Vic-20 computer
The threat of boarding school (it was a close one)

Things I miss

Living near my family (mom, sis,bro)
Walks in the woods in my home town (which no longer exist)
Summer as a kid and hanging out with the Smart sisters
Firing a Carl Gustav anti-tank weapon and blowing up tanks
My 750cc Magna
Disc jockey-ing
Montreal

SOTD - FM

2012-01-29T14:57:00.000-07:00

Walter Becker and Donald Fagen wrote this song for the 1978 movie FM, which takes place at an FM radio station. This story was the precursor to the TV series WKRP in Cincinnati. FM Radio was relatively new and i 1978, finally had more listeners in North America than AM. As the song points out, FM has a lot less static than AM. A big selling point of FM radio was its ability to take chances by playing lesser known bands and entire albums at a time. 'FM' was to 'WKRP' like "American Grafitti' was to 'Happy Days'.

Trivia: This was the first single release by the boys not to come from a Steely Dan album.

Additional trivia: The tag line "No static at all" not only refers to FM radio's superior sound quality, but is also slang for girls 'giving it up without hesitation' as it were. Donald Fagen, you sly fox.......

Enjoy this non-edited (longer) version.

Things I learned this week

2012-01-29T12:34:00.003-07:00

Ben Folds 5 is getting back together
You can put a Lego man in space really cheap
Some people thought I was gay
Passing a law about distracted driving in Alberta doesn't change much
Seniors don't like the idea of Old Age Security benefits being cut (and there's a lot of them)
The French plan to build a theme park to honour Napoleon

The illusion is broken

2012-01-29T08:52:00.002-07:00

When we buy our shiny electronic gadgets, we rarely think about how they are made. In fact, we often likely imagine that human interaction is minimal and picture giant robotic factories where the really tedious work is done by machines. But once in a while something happens that threatens that illusion and this is precisely what happened to Mike Daisey when his iPhone had some test pictures still on it from the factory that made the phone.

He's an incredible storyteller and he will take you to a world that we as consumers don't even know exists.

SOTD - Old emotions

2012-01-28T20:09:00.000-07:00

The Spoons were a great new wave band from the 80s in Canada.

Check out that hair!

Socialist thinking or just common sense?

2012-01-28T19:52:00.002-07:00

Maybe I'm oversimplifying, but I wonder how different the world would be if we weren't trying to earn more profits for stockholders, who do nothing to help a company get better, but instead we were trying to earn more profits for the people employed by the company. All of them, not just the senior executives and management.

I suspect it would be a better world. Well..... except for the investors.

Why stop at 2 cat-houses?

2012-01-28T07:54:00.003-07:00

Dennis Hof, the owner of two of Nevada's brothels and star of the HBO documentary Cathouse, recently bought a rundown bordello northwest of Las Vegas. He plans to renovate and reopen it as the Alien Cat-house, promising "girls from another world." He turned to an old friend to plan the costumes and decor: Heidi Fleiss.

This gives the phrase 'alien probe' a whole different meaning....

SOTD - Everyone's a winner

2012-01-27T20:34:00.000-07:00

Maybe Fridays should just be set aside for funk.

Whether I come through on that or not, here's a little Hot Chocolate to warm up those cockles.

Check out those outfits! 1978 baby!

More deviant art

2012-01-27T20:21:00.003-07:00

If Dr Seuss did a cartoon version of The A-Team.

KeePass! You rule!

2012-01-27T20:19:00.000-07:00

It's amazing the things you learn about the software you use when you take the time to read.... THE MANUAL.

OK, so I use this password management utility called KeePass. What you do is create an entry for every web site you need login credentials for, and KeePass will store them for you and protect access to it all with one master password (which you can make as long as you like). It's brilliant for one main reason - long, complex passwords, while being very secure are also impossible to remember. KeePass solves that problem because you no longer need to remember any but the master password. Best still, the database that KeePass uses to store the URL, username and password for each site is portable. I even use it at work, as do many of my IT colleagues.

What I had been doing is when I get to a web site that needs my username and password, I drag and drop them, one at a time, from KeePass right into the appropriate fields on the web page. What I didn't know is that KeePass will actually type that stuff into the fields for you - it's called Auto-Type. You just place your cursor in the username field on the web page and go back to KeePass and select the entry for that site and do a Ctrl + V. That copies and pastes the username and password into the correct fields on the web page and even does the equivalent of pressing Enter. No more dragging and dropping. It's just a quick click, click Ctrl + V, and you're logged in.

Brilliant!

SOTD - How soon is now

2012-01-26T20:05:00.000-07:00

How many people have danced to this song by The Smiths? [Raises hand] The 80s, and the people I hung out with, were........ ummm....... how shall I put this...... interesting.

Meltdown

2012-01-26T19:49:00.000-07:00

If you would like to see what is wrong with our economy, or more specifically - the current state of capitalism, this superb CBC (Canada) documentary "Meltdown", in 4 parts, is a must-see. If you don't happen to have the 3+ hours to watch the whole thing, you could skip to the 4th part, "After the Fall", to see the aftermath of the financial crisis in 2008.

Here are some extraordinary financial and social facts about the state of the economy and the people that participate in it.

Star Wars Uncut

2012-01-26T19:39:00.000-07:00

What do you get when you take the Star Wars Episode IV movie, divide it up into 15 second pieces (472 of them), then let fans recreate each one?

A whole lotta awesome!

SOTD - The stars above

2012-01-25T20:28:00.000-07:00

Sianspheric is the name of the band. They are Canadian and they make some of the most amazing atmospheric rock in the world.

Zooey & Joseph

2012-01-25T20:11:00.001-07:00

I think Zooey Deschanel is dreamy and although I still can't get used to her singing in her duo group She & Him, I absolutely adore her duet with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. The song topic is a little late, but I digress.

Warning - smart person ahead!

2012-01-25T19:33:00.000-07:00

One of the things that's really cool about the internet is access to the things people say on every subject. Some things are mediocre and some things are just downright amazing.

Such as this brief TED talk given by Clay Shirky on SOPA and all that Copyright nonsense.

SOTD - Around this corner

2012-01-24T21:17:00.003-07:00

Smart, bright pop from Canada's own Sarah Harmer.

I'll be coming around this corner
I know one day we'll meet
I'll look in your eyes
And I'll look up the street
And I'll cover my heart
So you can't see it beat

Interesting times ahead

2012-01-24T20:43:00.004-07:00

I found a very intelligent article about the SOPA failure and the Megaupload arrests and want to share parts of it here with you. The 'What's Next?' section is the most interesting part, because it raises important, valid questions about the future of the internet and those who depend on it for their livelihood.

Enjoy. [Edited for brevity]

Last week Megaupload, the most popular file sharing site on the Internet, was shut down, and the owners arrested, in raids across many countries, seizing computers, etc. Megaupload itself was already involved in several lawsuits with Hollywood companies. The people behind the site taunted the authorities. A lot of Anonymous members took this as their own personal battle, but in the end this battle won’t end up mattering much.

Back story: Megaupload was established in 2005, in Hong Kong, and had grown to become the biggest file sharing site on the web, with over 50 million daily visitors, and 180 million registered users. Of perhaps more interest, they charged a monthly fee for premium use. The owner, Kim Dotcom and other employees, made millions. They were living in luxury, thanks to the Megaupload success and this matters.

According to lawsuits filed by the US Justice Department, among other agencies, Megaupload’s main purpose was to conduct illegal activities, promoted the fact that they were hosting a lot of pirated content and rewarded users who uploaded lots of content. There were emails between employees showing that they knew full well that their servers were filled with illegal content. There were logs that indicate the users who were rewarded on the sites were picked because of the large amount of ripped movies they would upload. Getting behind this battle might be a lost cause.

Picking your battles

The government isn’t going after innocent websites as part of a misguided seizure. That would be gross misconduct. They aren’t going after some random business owner who was mistakenly targeted. They’re going after people who allegedly built an empire on crime, knew what they were doing, and profited financially. Money laundering is why raids were conducted by many countries and why arrests were made.

What followed was a mass retaliation from Anonymous. Sites were brought down, including the FBI, the RIAA, MPAA, and more, in protest to the arrests and the closure of Megaupload. This will not likely have any political effect. The raid on Megaupload was not because of the failure of SOPA. A case involving International actions around the world doesn’t get planned in less than a few months, sometimes years.

What’s next?

The US Feds do have way too much power and discretion as to how they apply the law on websites, especially foreign ones. SOPA and PIPA may be dead, but similar laws will emerge in the coming years. In the meantime, interesting developments evolve: Following the Megaupload closure, Uploaded.to which is another file sharing site based in Europe, decided to block all US internet addresses from using its service. This sends a much more powerful message.

Just think what would happen if suddenly the US internet user community found itself blocked from thousands of sites around the world. Blocked because the US passed laws that are so ridiculous, no one outside the country is interested in taking any risk dealing with it anymore. What if small business owners inside the US decided to start their new online projects using servers, email systems, online office suites, and so on, all based in other countries, because they don’t want to risk having biased agencies spying on them or controlling them? What if suddenly, the US cyber landscape starts emptying itself, with large chunks of data moving to other countries? When actual jobs start disappearing, and innovation moves offshore, because a few Hollywood monopolies always get their way in Washington, politicians will notice. This is what will make things move, not having the MPAA or the CIA site being down for a day or two.

SOTD - Working man

2012-01-23T20:36:00.001-07:00

The boys who would become only the most famous Canadian rock band in the world (in the 1970s), couldn't get a (label) record deal if their life depended on it - in Canada. They were actually discovered in the US as a result of today's song of the day, which played in very heavy rotation on WMMS in Cleveland Ohio in 1974.

Pictured are the lads with the DJ from WMMS who loved their new song - Donna Halper. Thanks Donna. You helped make Rush what they are today.

iPad apps for (young) kids

2012-01-23T18:34:00.003-07:00

iPad apps for kids that I (and Olivia) can heartily recommend to parents.

In no particular order:

Toca Boca Tea Party (or anything by Toca Boca)
Cat in the Hat
Goldilocks and the 3 Bears
Monkey Preschool Lunchbox
Monkey Math School Sunshine
Stella and Sam - Backyard at Twilight (or anything by Stella and Sam)
Sesame Street Playground
Adding Apples

I never thought about purse bottoms....

2012-01-23T18:32:00.003-07:00

Things with more germs than a toilet seat

Hotel Bedspread
Purse Bottom
ATM Keypad
Office telephone
Restaurant menu
Condiment container
Grocery shopping cart
Steering wheel
Faucet handle
Gym equipment
Playground equipment

Follow the link above for the low-down.

SOPA primer

2012-01-22T12:09:00.001-07:00

In case you've been wondering what all the hoopla is about, let me sum it up for you with an analogy. Imagine you're a kid and your brother stole a dollar from mom's purse. Mom claims that there's $100 missing and tells anyone who will listen that her kids are thieves and that one or all of you has stolen $100 from her purse - even though she has no proof. Mom even goes so far as to say "Everyone agrees, kids stealing from their mothers is a serious problem." So dad tries to pass a house rule that says anyone caught with money in their pockets is going to boarding school, which is not only a stupid rule, it could also come back to bite them both in the ass.

Luckily, Uncle Bob shows your parents how insanely stupid and impractical that rule would be and begrudgingly, they back down. Then you're accused of loving Uncle Bob more than your mother.

That just about sums it up.

SOTD - Cymbaline (cover)

2012-01-22T11:55:00.004-07:00

So humour me - go listen to this song, but don't read the rest of the post until you're done.

OK, now that you've listened to the song, who does it sound like to you? If you've listened to music from the 1960s and 1970s, you probably said Pink Floyd. Interestingly enough, this is in fact a Pink Floyd song - you might recognize the title - assuming you know the Floyd catalogue.

It isn't The Floyd. It's a band called RPWL. They're a German Floyd cover band that eventually recorded their own music instead of just doing covers. I love this song in particular because it is a modern, high dynamic range recording of a Floyd tune and these guys really do it justice. If I told you it was Pink Floyd, you likely would have taken my word for it, wouldn't you have?

Waste not

2012-01-22T08:55:00.004-07:00

The Eco Clock solves a battery waste problem in a smart way. There are many instances where devices that use AA batteries stop working long before the battery or batteries have run our of juice. The Eco Clock allows you to place an almost dead battery in each slot where the hour indicators would be. You can fill as many slots as you like and the clock will use the batteries in tandem. Plus, as each battery goes completely dead, it can indicate that as well.

What a great way to get every last ounce of electricity out of your AA batteries. Prepare for some major Engrish at the link.

SOTD - In the mood

2012-01-21T16:01:00.004-07:00

When Robert Plant went solo, a lot of Zeppelin fans took a listen to his stuff and figured that he sold himself out. I never saw it that way. I'm very glad that he went his own way and didn't try to be a parody of himself.

His new style was fresh, soulful and he even managed to bring back some rockabilly into the pop scene. Sure it was kitchy, but so what. If you could let your Zeppelin-fan-ego down for a while, you could like it too.

The history of TV

2012-01-21T15:43:00.002-07:00

"Mario, go get your Rod Serling outfit..."

The Practical Lexicon - episode 7 - part two

2012-01-21T08:34:00.000-07:00

In this lengthy episode, Bernie and I finish up the topic of improv in the workplace. I really wanted to chop this up into 2 episodes, but I just couldn't find a natural break to do the cut. So sit back and enjoy a nice beverage while we try to 'advance the story'.

MP pension = great, military pension = meh

2012-01-20T20:26:00.002-07:00

Canadians are beginning to learn more details regarding MP pensions. We kind of already knew that an MP only needed to serve 6 years as a Member of Parliament to qualify for a pension. What we didn't know was just how great their plan was. The Canadian Taxpayers Federation (CTF) says MPs have the best pension fund "on the planet". They also suggest that it's time for the government to set a good example and shut it down.

The CTF claims that while officially, for every $1 that MPs pay into their own pension fund, taxpayers contribute $5, in reality, taxpayers pay more like $23. That's because the pension fund is guaranteed a 10.4% interest rate - by law. To put this into perspective, during the economic collapse of 2008, the Canada Pension Plan lost 18.6% of its value, the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan lost 18%, the Quebec Pension Plan lost 25% and the S&P/TSX total return index lost 33%. Meanwhile, the MP pension plan returned 10.4%. Same as it ever was.

As well, MPs can start collecting at age 55. During the 6 years and MP serves to qualify for a pension, they need only contribute $10,900 a year to get the minimum pension. In comparison, it would take the average Canadian almost 30 years to save as much as what a backbench MP would get in their eventual pension payout after 6 years of service. The CTF thinks an optional dollar-for-dollar matching defined contribution plan is a fairer way to go.

According to the CTF's calculations:

Prime Minister Stephen Harper can collect a pension of at least $223,500 per year by 2015.
Interim Liberal Leader Bob Rae, if he stays on as leader, can collect a pension of at least $71,400 per year by 2015.
NDP MP Pierre-Luc Dusseault, elected last year at age 19, can collect a pension of $40,000 per year if he retires at 27.
20 MPs will be able to collect more than $100,000 a year if they retire or lose after the next election in 2015.

Maybe this would be a good time to re-introduce the private member's bill asking for the removal of the Old Age Security clawback for military pensioners......

EU doesn't like SOPA either

2012-01-20T20:10:00.002-07:00

Neelie Kroes, the EU's Commissioner for the Digital Agenda, tweeted Friday "Glad tide is turning on SOPA: don't need bad legislation when should be safeguarding benefits of open net." Outrage over SOPA earlier this week triggered a one-day blackout by Wikipedia's English-language service and sparked growing protest.
The EU is struggling to tackle online piracy - but without restricting Internet freedom. Kroes favours a less invasive approach, tweeting "Speeding is illegal too: but you don't put speed bumps on the motorway."

SOTD - Johnny & Mary

2012-01-19T20:19:00.000-07:00

Bet you haven't heard this Robert Palmer song in a looooong time. For those of you born after 1975, you may never heard this song before.

OMG. Will the nostalgia trip ever end? Not when we're having this much fun.

Confessions of a kijiji husband

2012-01-19T19:40:00.002-07:00

[Darlene and I were joking around about the trials I go through to accommodate her kijiji habits. She suggested that I write a tongue-in-cheek blog entry about kijiji husbands, who we're both sure must exist in significant numbers (we met one last night). All kidding aside, we love kijiji. We've been able to get some amazing deals.]

My wife discovered kijiji about 3 years ago. Our lives haven't been the same since. I'll wake up at 1am and find her staring at the computer screen, browsing the local kijiji ads for stuff we don't even need. I'll be on my way home from work and get a phone call from her asking if I wouldn't mind making a detour to pick something up that she bought. Sometimes I get home and I sense that something isn't right. It takes a few minutes, but eventually I notice that maybe the furniture in the spare bedroom has been swapped out for something new. Our grand-daughter will ask me from time to time where one of her toys is and I just don't have the heart to tell her that her Nan might have sold it on kijiji. Our schedules become irrevocably altered from waiting around for kijiji buyers who promise to come to buy something at our house, but never show up. I'll be talking to my wife on the phone and be informed that she needs to hang up because she's expecting a kijiji buyer or seller to call any time. We'll be driving around and I'll get a cryptic question like "Do you happen to have $300 cash on you?". This is code for "We're about to spend $300 on a kijiji purchase that I didn't tell you about". If I press, Darlene might even deflect, but it becomes obvious what's going on when your cell phone rings and the other party asks if you'll be coming by soon to look at "the coffee table we are selling" and "do we need directions?". Some days I wonder if at some point someone will come to our house and ask "are you Karl?" as they look me over thoroughly, then turn to Darlene and say, "Would you take $500? Yes?! OK, it's a deal."

Damn you kijiji!

Blackout

2012-01-18T08:03:00.001-07:00

Today, the White Noise blog stands in solidarity with wikipedia and many other websites around the world, by going into a blackout for the duration of 18 January 2012, in protest against SOPA and PIPA. Especially if you are an American, you need to find out what this is and tell your Senator and your Congress-person what you think.

Use caution!

2012-01-17T19:26:00.006-07:00

Use Google Maps to get walking directions from The Shire to Mordor.

Those people at Google have a sense of humour, no?

Hey America... in 2012, vote for Canada!

2012-01-17T19:16:00.002-07:00

The Canada Party.

A little less scary than the current offerings.

Also, we have donuts.

SOTD - Dragon attack

2012-01-17T19:10:00.001-07:00

When the album The Game came out, Queen got a lot of flack for the dance hall sheen they put on some of the songs. But while this album became defined by Another One Bites the Dust, there were some gems hiding in the tracks, like this one. Dragon Attack has a bass line that won't quit and enough guitar licks to demolish a Tootsie Pop. Yes, I just made that up.

Enjoy the song.

SOTD - The first cut is the deepest

2012-01-16T17:50:00.001-07:00

Not only are we continuing the nostalgia streak, there's a personal story attached.

Olivia parrots everything she hears. Needless to say, that means people can't do or especially say stuff around her without other people eventually finding out. Of course, she has no idea that sometimes what people say is supposed to be private. So far, that hasn't led to anything embarrassing - as far as we know. Olivia will also sing any song she hears from movies and TV - she only has to hear it once or twice and then she's singing it herself.

So a couple of days ago, I said to Darlene, "It will be interesting when Olivia starts singing grown-up (non-children's) songs. That will probably freak me out a little."

Well, today, we heard her singing parts from "The first cut is the deepest". Seriously. She's not even 4.

Would you like a sump pump with that?

2012-01-16T17:43:00.001-07:00

To accommodate the introduction of a new 24 ounce sized beverage cup, Tim Hortons is shifting their existing cup sizes as of a week from today. They're going to call this new behemoth an 'extra large'.

Unfortunately, this means that as of next week, if you order a small, what you'll really be getting is the old medium. If you order a medium, you'll be getting the old large. And so on. Am I the only one that sees a problem here? Instead of renaming all of the original cup sizes, I suggest just calling the new 24 ounce cup size 'stupid large', or 'bladder torture'. Maybe 'the bucket', or 'the gargantu-one'. No word on whether the insulation sleeve will sport a handle to help hold this monster 700ml pail of caffeine solution.

The old small will be renamed 'extra-small'. Tim Hortons claims that part of the reason they're doing this is to bring their sizes more in line with Starbucks, Second Cup and McDonalds.

'The coffee tower'? How about 'The two-four'?

The Practical Lexicon Podcast Episode 7

2012-01-15T07:28:00.002-07:00

What happened to episode 5 and 6 you ask? Lost episodes. Hard to explain. 5 is coming and is in post-production. 6 may be missing in action. We await news from the front lines

Anyway, here is the first part of a two-part episode where Bernie and I discuss improv techniques in the workplace.

Password security

2012-01-15T06:26:00.001-07:00

If you' ever wondered how secure the password you're using is, just plug it in here and the site will calculate how long it would take for a typical PC to try to crack your code.

If nothing else, it's a good way to indicate how adding variety and especially length to a password can make it very difficult to break.

One time secret

2012-01-15T06:24:00.000-07:00

One Time Secret is a site where you post some sensitive text (like a password you're trying to share with someone else) and it creates a link you can send to the other person that they must use within 48 hours. Once they open the link and view the text, the link evaporates and is no longer usable.

This keeps the sensitive info out of log files, archived email messages and so forth.

SOTD - Shock the monkey

2012-01-14T15:51:00.000-07:00

Peter Gabriel continues the pre-1990 music trend on my song-of-the-day blog feature.

Say what?

2012-01-14T08:23:00.002-07:00

I've always found it interesting that although in the majority of our country people (can) speak English, we don't always understand exactly what other people say. Especially if they come from a different part of the country, like Newfoundland. Heck, I know some people from Newfoundland that can barely understand people who come from a different part of Newfoundland!

Here's a funny video from Canada's best known 'pewfie' (Pakistani-Newfie), Shaun Majumder, of what it's like to ask a Newfoundlander for directions versus someone from Toronto.

SOTD - Show me the way

2012-01-12T21:18:00.001-07:00

The nostalgia trip continues with a classic live performance from Peter Frampton showing off his talkbox skills.

In the 70's the albums that pretty much everyone had included Dark Side of the Moon, Rumours, Boston and of course - Frampton Comes Alive.

Show me a modern artist that can sell a live album with numbers like his (6 million copies).

On the move

2012-01-12T20:06:00.000-07:00

This is one of the most amazing time lapse videos I have seen in a while.

The place is Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon).

Luke...... 'I' am your father...

2012-01-12T20:03:00.000-07:00

SOTD - Boom boom.... out go the lights

2012-01-11T19:32:00.000-07:00

Pat Travers.

Ah yes, the true Canadian rockers are paying attention right now.

Yes they are.

Enjoy......

$50 bills are legal tender

2012-01-11T19:13:00.000-07:00

There are times when Darlene asks me to hand her some cash and I give her a $50 bill. She will hand it back to me, saying that the store she plans to go into doesn't take $50 bills. This is where I lose it. My mind that is.....

Why the heck not? Is it because the store is afraid the $50 bill might be counterfeit? No? Then what is the damned problem? Oh. It's because they don't have enough change. Too bloody bad!

Message to all stores: As long as the $50 bill is considered legal tender, and as long as cash withdrawals from the bank machine keep giving me $50 bills, then you are obliged to accept them as legal tender. If you don't have enough change to accommodate this, then get some more! You're not hosting a garage sale. You're running a retail store for crying out loud!

"Oh Karl, you are still using cash?" Yeah, I saw that question coming a mile away. I'm ready for you too. Until financial institutions get their act together, making it damned near impossible for people to hijack or steal my cards and accounts, I will reserve my right to use cash. Especially in situations where I do not know or trust the store.

[Steps off of soapbox]

A very special Rube Goldberg machine

2012-01-11T18:50:00.002-07:00

It turns the page of the newspaper. Thanks to Adam for sharing.

SOTD - Architecture and morality

2012-01-10T19:06:00.003-07:00

I had my first taste of Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark in 1982. I was in the military and I was on an exchange visit to Germany to play war games with British Army communicators for a month (the Brits had a few bases in the northern third of Germany). They introduced me to a lot of music I had never heard before. OMD was one of the bands that stuck with me and I brought some of their stuff back to Canada at the end of my tour. I had become a huge fan of electronic music and OMD took it to a whole new, bizarre level. As I listen to their stuff today, it occurs to me that for a UK band, they sure sounded very German (Kraftwerk-like).

Baby talk

2012-01-10T18:56:00.006-07:00

Author and comedian Simon Rich wrote this essay imagining the in-flight conversation between two noisy infants seated behind him.

-Wow, that was some nap.
-Tell me about it. It's almost like I was drugged or something. Hey ... what is this place?
-I'll look out the window. ... Oh my God. I think we have a situation.
-What is it? Are we at the doctor's office?
-No. We're in the sky.
-What?
-We're just, like, flying through the sky.
-Do Mom and Dad know?
-Clearly not. They're just reading like everything's normal. (Looking around) Everybody's reading.
-How do we warn them?
-With screams.
-Which kind? Soft and whiny or piercing and crazy?
-Let's go with piercing and crazy.
...
-It's not working. They just keep handing me bottles. As if I can eat at a time like this.
-Can you scream any louder?
-No — this is the loudest I can scream.
-Is there any other way to signal to them?
- (Sigh) I guess we could try pooping in our pants. It's not exactly dignified, but we're running out of options here.
-All right. On three?
-Sure. One, two, three.
...
-Well that didn't work.
-Yeah, they're just changing us.
-I can't believe this. We're hurtling through the sky in a metal tube, and yet we're the only ones screaming and pooping.
-I guess no one's looked out the window yet.
-Look at that lady down the aisle. She's so relaxed she's about to fall asleep.
-We need to wake her up.
-We need to wake everyone up.
-How much juice do you have left?
-I don't know. My voice is getting pretty hoarse. I'm pretty exhausted from all the screaming.
-Can you do the pooping thing again?
-I'm not a machine. (Sigh) Sorry. I didn't mean to snap. I'm just stressed out.
-I don't blame you. We're about to die and no one seems to notice.
-Hey wait a minute ... look at that guy sitting in front of us, with the notepad.
-He's staring right at us.
-He must have heard us!
-Well, good. At least we got someone's attention.

Lost but don't care

2012-01-10T18:53:00.002-07:00

2012-01-09T19:39:00.001-07:00

I'm not posting a link to this video just because two of my friends linked to it on Facebook. It's a really clever composition and performance. 5 people singing and playing one guitar.

Brilliant. Unofficially, this is also my song of the day selection.

Angry birds - the action flick

2012-01-09T19:35:00.000-07:00

Imagine if Guy Ritchie made an action flick based on Angry Birds....

It's not a chick flick...... [come on, you knew I had to]

Message to Shaw and other television content providers

2012-01-09T19:32:00.000-07:00

If you want to make your customers happy (and why wouldn't you want to do that?), I offer some things you should look into post haste.

If a customer has a PVR provided by you, they should be able to modify their programming online. In other words, I should not have to be at home, in front of my PVR to set up or change a recording. There should be an app for that....

Now that people are switching to HD televisions in droves, channels should not be presented / selected in a two-dimensional manner as they are now. In other words, if the tuner box is capable of detecting that I own an HD TV (I don't think this a hard thing to accomplish), HD channels should be listed first and foremost and their non-HD counterparts should be an option you should have to manually select. This also means I shouldn't have to browse the hundreds of channels available to find the channels I watch most. If I never watch the Basket Weaving channel, even though I paid for it because my provider makes me get it as part of a bundle, I shouldn't have to keep looking at it in the listings.

Let's take that to the next level. With the advent of smart phones that can be tasked by my spoken commands, how about smart cable / satellite boxes? I would like to be able to say to my box "Is Myth Busters on in the next 7 days?" It should instantly list all the times that program airs on all channels in chronological order. Right now it takes many minutes of remote 'texting' to get that simple query answered. The same thing goes with PVR programming. "Record Channel 209 today at 8pm for 2 hours" and then a confirmatory "Yes" is all I should have to say to get that task done. Or "Record every new episode of Doctor Who on channel 226."

Speaking of smart, my cable box should also be able to remind me when content I normally watch is being passed by. Whether it's via a message I get when I turn my TV on, or a text message to my phone, I should be getting notifications like "Karl, there is a new episode of Weeds airing tonight at 9pm on Showcase that is not set for recording on the PVR. Would you like me to record that for you?" Like.... yah!

If a channel is available in an HD version, it better be available to me by default. Case in point, I pay extra to watch RDS from Quebec, but I can't get it in HD even though it is an available channel on other competing providers' line-ups.

No doubt this next request will have the TV and movie industry in fits of hysteria, but I'd like to be able to connect my hard drive, or iPhone or what-have-you to my PVR and get a copy of something I recorded so I can watch it on something other than my connected television. I really don't think that's asking too much.

Well, that should keep you people busy for a few months.......

Good graffiti

2012-01-08T07:58:00.001-07:00

There's bad graffiti, then there's this.

SOTD - One night in Bangkok

2012-01-08T07:41:00.002-07:00

Someone really needs to do a modern remake of this song. Moving on, I remember when this song became popular in 1984, but I had no idea about the story behind it. This song is from a musical that Murray Head starred in. You don't often see musical source material end up on the pop charts.

Listen to the musical style. Remind you of any other group? If you said 'Abba", you'd be right, because the guys from Abba wrote the music.

The gift that says more than "I'm too lazy to bother"

2012-01-08T07:17:00.002-07:00

There was a time when gift wrap concealed a surprise present - nothing more. Now it is possible to take the guesswork out of gift selection and resort to giving a gift card to a particular merchant. The philosophy is this: Let them buy what they want. In theory, it's a great idea, albeit it takes a lot of the responsibility of carefully choosing a gift out of the gift giver's hands. Where's the fun in that?

But I often wonder what the recipient thinks about getting a gift card for a particular store. Is it possible to insult, offend, insinuate or subtly suggest something by the selection of a particular store card? I believe it is and offer these tongue-in-cheek 'read-between-the-lines' sentiments behind various gift card choices:

Rona / Home Hardware / Home Depot / Lowe's - We've been to your house and you obviously need some help financing that renovation project you've been working on.
Chapters / Indigo - We find it easy to visualize you spending most of your free time reading books, so....
Best Buy / Future Shop - Just because your wife says you can't have that new 50" television doesn't mean you can't buy it with other peoples' money.
Boston Pizza - Because a McDonald's gift card would have been really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Wal*Mart - China clearly needs more of your money.
Apple Store - Now you have a reason to go into one of their stores besides just trying to look all hipster.
iTunes - Seriously, who 'buys' music anymore, especially DRM-laden AM quality rubbish 128bps mp3s? Use these for coasters when you host a party.
Roots - Give these to newly landed immigrants who need a little Canuck-ing up with beaver tuques and red and white woolly maple leaf scarves.
Le Chateau - For all the 'The Situation' and 'JWoww' people in your life.
HBC / Zellers / Home Outfitters - Grandma, I understand that you might be in the market for 2 year old stale chocolate. They keep that stuff right by the tills....
Sears - You may as well experience what it's like to shop in a store that probably won't be around in 5 years.
Winners - Why pay $150 for a cost-$10-to-make shirt when you could have it for $55?
Canadian Tire - There are not too many gift cards you could use simultaneously to buy an oil change, a coffee machine and a crescent wrench in the same store.
The Keg Steakhouse / Cactus Club / Joey's / Earl's - Now you can justify eating for two for $60.
Starbucks - Haven't you always wanted to know what it would be like to be pre-diabetic and insanely hyperactive at the same time? Ooooh! Free wi-fi!
Esso / Shell / Petro Canada - Give this to the owner of a Ford F-450 King Ranch pickup. Mak sure it's a $25 card too. It'll 2/3 fill a Honda Civic Hybrid's tank, but you'll need 6 of these to fill up an F-450.
Golf Town - I'd like to buy you a new set of balls, because yours look pretty worn out and pathetic.
Sephora - Shampoo that smells like cinnamon buns. You know you want it.
Fairmount Hotels & Resorts - Here's your chance to see if a $600 room is any better than a Holiday Inn Express room.
La Vie en Rose - A cheap $30 thong panty just won't do. You need a high class $100 thong panty.
Victoria's Secret - Guys can just walk in, pick out a salesperson and say "I need something that would fit you if you were 20 pounds heavier and wore a permanent scowl. Can you model this for me?"
Williams Sonoma / Pottery Barn - When your budget just won't justify $50 cake mix or a $500 Galileo table lamp.
Nine West - Two words - high maintenance.
IKEA - I hear you're going to be single soon. IKEA can help furnish a new place on a budget.
Toys R Us - The only thing you can't buy here for the kids are scholarships.
Holt Renfrew - When you start getting that look of "You don't belong in here ma'am", just flash this card and you'll be left alone for 5 minutes.
Safeway - The best gift I could conjure up in my mind was help with the groceries.
Jysk - You're so cheap, you think IKEA is a luxury store.
Costco - Ever had a Costco poutine? No? Too busy buying the 125 pack pallet of Prego?
Lotto 649 - If you win, I expect a substantial cut of the earnings.
Pennington's / Addition Elle - Actually, your ass does look big in those jeans....
American Apparel - I often visualize you dressed in skimpy outfits and posed like a schoolhouse tramp.
Payless Shoesource - Because Jimmy Choo and Manolo Blahnik are so over-rated. Nuthin' but Hush Puppies for the one I love.
Old Navy - You wouldn't pay good money to buy clothing that will start to fall apart the moment you walk out of the store. Now you don't have to.
Joe Fresh - You have no fashion sense whatsoever.
Gap - You are gay or have gay friends.
Mark's Work Warehouse - Safety steel re-enforced bras and boots are something you obviously need.
Coach - $200 should be enough to buy a purse, right? It's not?
Purdy's Chocolate - What you need more than anything else right now is chocolate.
Tim Hortons - I'm willing to subsidize your addiction to horrible coffee and sugary starches.
Dairy Queen - When you're ready to break your ri-DQ-lous new year's resolution, I figure a peanut buster parfait or a blizzard should do it nicely.
M&M - Yes, I totally realize that you're going to use this to buy frozen appetizers to bring to my next pot luck....
Lee Valley - You need a hobby.
Bombay Co. - You did say that you like cherry wood..............

Look out!

2012-01-07T09:25:00.001-07:00

I really like this picture.

SOTD - Classical gas

2012-01-07T07:29:00.003-07:00

Mason Williams wrote and performed this song, both solo and as a member of Mannheim Steamroller.

What you may not know however, is that this guy was also head writer for the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour for a bit. Many people believe that one of the reasons the song became so popular back in 1970 is that Mason performed the song on said show several times.

Sanctimonious

2012-01-07T07:00:00.003-07:00

[Disclaimer: There are times when I start on a topic of conversation that offends some people. What we have here would definitely be one of those topics. I almost decided not to post this bit, but then I figured that I would not be true to who I am and what I believe in if I held back. And isn't that the beauty of living in a free world? My reality contains the opinions of all people and they are all legitimate input. So if you are offended by the topic of gay marriage........... I firmly DO NOT apologize one bit. Just don't read this post...]

I smile when I read about straight people who insist that allowing gay and lesbian people to marry each other would betray the sanctity of the institution of marriage. John Medeiros wrote an open letter (tongue firmly placed in cheek) to a married US Senator who betrayed that sanctity somewhat, by having an illicit affair with a male staff member.

Dear Ms. Koch,

On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage. We are ashamed of ourselves for causing you to have what the media refers to as an "illicit affair" with your staffer, and we also extend our deepest apologies to him and to his wife. These recent events have made it quite clear that our gay and lesbian tactics have gone too far, affecting even the most respectful of our society.

We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry. And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate.

It is now clear to us that if we were not so self-focused and myopic, we would have been able to see that the time you wasted diligently writing legislation that would forever seal the definition of marriage as being between one man and one woman, could have been more usefully spent reshaping the legal definition of "adultery."

Forgive us. As you know, we are not church-going people, so we are unable to fully appreciate that "gay marriage" is incompatible with Christian values, despite the fact that those values carry a biblical tradition of adultery such as yours. We applaud you for keeping that tradition going.

And finally, shame on us for thinking that marriage is a private affair, and that our marriage would have little impact on anyone's family. We now see that marriage is more than that. It is an agreement with society. We should listen to the Minnesota Family Council when it tells us that marriage is about being public, which explains why marriages are public ceremonies. Never did we realize that it is exactly because of this societal agreement that the entire world is looking at you in shame and disappointment instead of minding its own business.

From the bottom of our hearts, we ask that you please accept our apology.

Thank you.
John Medeiros
Minneapolis MN